Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building
to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church
started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon,
and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamond D's progressed
right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the
whorehouse and burned it to the ground! After the cat-house was burned to the
ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their
outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer." But late last week
'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the
entire congregation on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately
responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through
direct or indirect divine actions or means." In its reply to the court,
the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any
connection to the building's demise. The crusty old judge read through the
plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he
commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but
it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who
staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation
that thinks it's all bullshit!"
