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Dal The Economic Times di Domenica 4 gennaio 2015
Why Silvio Berlusconi is making headlines
 Berlusconi has ended his association with the 28-year-old member of his fan club — Francesca Pascale
Why on earth him? He is no more Italian PM. He's even done with those Bunga Bunga parties...

You obviously haven't heard he's single.

Yeah, right.

I am serious. The old chap has ended his association with the 28-year-old member of his fan club — Francesca Pascale.

But didn't Pascale say in an interview that Berlo just has to name the date of marriage?

She's just 28 — less than half of the guy's age. She's allowed to have a change of mind.

If you insist. But looks like Berlo's vast estate will not get a 'first lady'. Sad.

There, there. Not for sometime I guess.

Heard Ms Pascale is now in Madrid to study languages.

Mamma Mia!

Hey, you should be saying dios mio.

What?

Duh! That's spanish for 'oh god!'

Looks like you are more clued in on Ms Pascale than Mr Berlo.

Wrong. Bet you don't know about the latest survey on Berlo?

Here we go. I thought I was the one giving gyan.

Women were asked if they would like to have sex with him. Only 30% said, 'yes'.

Ok. So what?

Guess what the other 70% said: 'What, again?'

Ha ha ha.